entertained by mandarin

hehe..i was printing some doc of students who come to my room, just helping chee2 for her printing business while she's not at home.

so this 2 chinese girls were chatting in mandarin. i didn't make a sound as i enjoyed their conversation which they expect me to not understand a word.

these are some of the things that they talk about:

1. "I think this was not the room that i went to print my stuff last sem. i stil remember the table was here (while pointing at the other side of the wall). i think it's the next room lah (while walking out to check out the next room). Ya! it is next room. i stil remember this mirror (while pointing at the mirror on the wall)"
   
2. "why this room got 2 beds ar? i think she (which refer to me) must have move it from the next room (while walking out checking the other rooms). i think she put her stuff here(point at one of the bed) and sleep at this one(while pointing to the other one)." the way she speaks like she knew it very well, like she's very confident of what she says.
   
3. "Ya!! i think i knew her. she was Jia Jia fren who did her make up. (??did i?? which jia jia??). that is a make up box (while pointing at my make up box), i m very sure of that. very expensive ooo..." then they started to talk about their coming dinner, wat to wear, how to do their hair, blablabla..
   
4. "i think she's selling products. the catalogue outside is hers." (?? hah?? wat makes u think it's mine?? it's not mine lah...and wat makes u think i'm selling product? i did not display anything in my room..funny..;))
   
5. "hey! look at the things, so cute...(pointing at my "yes man").
   hey! her roses are real lah...look! it's dying" (hahaha..ya..it is dying...)
   
6. "she's very fair. she (i.e me..;p) is beautiful hoh.."(hah! this one i like..;p..tq for the compliment..;))
   
7. "She's Catholic. look, her book got Mother Mary's pic" (that's my rosary prayer book)
   
8. "tell her to print 2 copy" (i m listening to u dear, u r talking right nex to me..hehehe..orite! 2 copies for u..;))

very very entertaining. i was smiling enjoying their conversation without saying a word and pretent i don understand what they are talking about. that was fun!